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Post by aithne erinn endellion on Aug 6, 2009 13:48:57 GMT -8
to give mary a cookie and a tummy rub.
what is black and white and read all over? [/size]
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Post by Dahlia Cruorem on Aug 6, 2009 14:29:52 GMT -8
That lady's foot (her shoes are so pretty!)
Why aren't the streets paved with cheese?
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Post by aithne erinn endellion on Aug 6, 2009 14:32:17 GMT -8
because i used to be tha qween of cheeze. // actually, that used to be part of one of my old yahoo ids haha //
why is my tummy growling?[/size]
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Post by Dahlia Cruorem on Aug 6, 2009 14:37:17 GMT -8
because the watermelon seed you ate has grown into a mutant fruit and it wants out mama always warned me 'bout eating the seeds. how come it has to be so pretty today? >.>'
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Post by aithne erinn endellion on Aug 6, 2009 14:51:23 GMT -8
because it's so depressing here. // and i hate watermelon //
why are the carmel bugles chips so darn good?[/color]
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Post by Dahlia Cruorem on Aug 6, 2009 15:47:46 GMT -8
because you're delusional and you only think they are .....
why do I drink Diet coke when it tastes like medicine? (that's a good question xD )
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Post by aithne erinn endellion on Aug 6, 2009 17:19:13 GMT -8
because coke is the nastiest drink ever.
what does dr. pepper pwn the other sodas?[/color]
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Post by ``Marian Fitzwalter on Aug 6, 2009 18:25:39 GMT -8
Because it's quite awful
Why is my finger blue?
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Post by aithne erinn endellion on Aug 6, 2009 18:42:06 GMT -8
because the blue dino of doom decided to take a dump. ^^entirely inappropriate, i know.
why do i have a slight obsession with hugh dancy?[/size]
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Post by ``Marian Fitzwalter on Aug 19, 2009 16:15:18 GMT -8
because hugh dancy is really mel gibson in disguise, and mel fed you ebil seeds of doom that force you to adore mel even though he's an awful person and a horrible actor. *nods*
why does the cat say oink?
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Post by Dahlia Cruorem on Aug 30, 2009 20:19:08 GMT -8
Because you had the unfortunate idea to take some peyote.
Why can you only have 20% of the wall covered in a dorm?
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Post by ``Jennifer MacKenzie on Aug 31, 2009 10:19:08 GMT -8
;;because the other 84% is reserved for the blue dino of doom to decorate
why, oh, why, oh why would she do that?
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Post by Dahlia Cruorem on Sept 20, 2009 14:49:03 GMT -8
....because she's a whore.
Why do steam irons hiss?
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Post by ``Marian Fitzwalter on Sept 28, 2009 16:55:46 GMT -8
(ha! I knew it!) it's cause the conductor dude had to take a piss >.>
why is the whatchamacallit broken?
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Post by Yuliya Dukhkin' on Oct 3, 2009 12:32:10 GMT -8
Because it's dealing with some serious issues now. It's mother can say a word to it without including a subtle insult. Do you know what that can be like? It's saving up money for a counselor.
If a robot is doing the robot, is it doing the robot or just dancing?
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