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Post by Peregrine Alexander on Mar 14, 2009 11:26:15 GMT -8
We're officially starting over (and if you would like to run this, let me know). Again, you ay submit as many captions as you would like and please don't make them too dirty, I will be mass PMing all captions.
This week's image is:
Looks like the second prince of Scotland is having strange food with a strange lady. Um, Pandion, do you mind explaining?
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Post by Diamond Hawk on May 7, 2009 11:10:21 GMT -8
GIRL
What is this, my prince?
PANDION
It's roast unicorn.
GIRL
It's mmmeeeeaaaaatttttt???!!!!
Girl stands up and takes off mask, revealing that she is YULIYA
YULIYA (CONT'D)
How dare you?!
Yuliya whacks Pandion over the head with the pommel of his sword, then stalks out of the room.
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Post by ``Tamara Hunter {Firekeeper} on May 7, 2009 13:41:31 GMT -8
Strange Lady: "...for you see, in my world, we're all ponies, and we all eat rainbows and poop out butterflies. So I really can't eat any of the fish or rice!"
*guides chopsticks to the rainbow sushi*
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Post by Peregrine Alexander on May 7, 2009 14:02:25 GMT -8
PANDION
Hey babe, wanna hook up later?
STRANGE LADY
These chopsticks are like pencils!
PANDION
I said, do wanna hook up later?
STRANGE LADY
They are weird pointy things!
PANDION
Are you gonna make out with me or not?
STRANGE LADY
They remind me of weapons.
Pandion makes a "slightly freak out face".
STRANGE LADY (CONT'D)
And you know what else, I like stabbing things....things like flesh.
Pandion drops his chopsticks, gets up and backs away
STRANGE LADY (CONT'D)
My chopsticks want to make out with you
Pandion runs from the room.
PEREGRINE enters.
PEREGRINE
(false-setto)
Ha ha!
STRANGE LADY
How many times have I told you not to watch The Simpsons?
((that was lame and Pandion was completely out of character))
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Post by ``Tamara Hunter {Firekeeper} on May 7, 2009 14:55:23 GMT -8
**Pandion: curiously, slightly lecherous: "So, where's the Master of the duchy?"
**Strange Lady: brightly: "Oh, he's still aging."
Pandion: slightly apprehensive:"What?"
Strange Lady: *laughs*: "He's aging. In the cellar, silly!"
Pandion: *puzzled, a little scared*: "...Why?"
Strange Lady: *still smiling*: "Ah, it's something that my mother-in-law told me the last time she came a-visisting. What she's said was...um, lemme think for just a moment...*grabs sushi and chews, thinking*
Pandion: *curious*
Strange Lady: "Oh, yes! She'd said, "Men were like fine wine, and they get better with age." Upon her departure, I gave that concept much thought; and then I sent Herbert to the cellars. I've been checking, but I guess it's going to take longer than I thought. Say, how long does it take for wine to age, again?"
** are actually captioning the image, and the rest is what follows ^^
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Post by Peregrine Alexander on May 7, 2009 15:05:06 GMT -8
SERENA
Honey, why are you sitting sideways?
PANDION
Uhhh, because I feel like it?
SERENA
If I find out you've gone to the bathroom in your kilt one more time...
PANDION
Mom! *facepalm*
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