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[Peregrine Alexander]

me, Aden and some weird guy in the background. We look worried, don't we?
...holy crap, am I taller than he is???


Okay, so Aden, myself and some weird chick with rabies


we're mad at each other there...I think this is when I brought him back from trying to revenge Thorn. He currently hates my guts.


showing someone how to use a bow.
"you see, if you blow into the knock here, then the it will play The Star Spangled Banner when waved under someone's nose."


You are so dead Aden. I rule!!!!


WHAT THE HELL IS THIS??!!!!!!


ummmmmmm.......I don't remember this


or this....


was this the outcome?


did I mention I cut my hair for a short him in my life when I was like...thirteen?


Vollo is awesome


I have a rose. What do you know?


uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh
...let's just say we were drunk, okay?

[Peregrine Alexander]

This part of the album is going to be devoted to my partner in crime, Sir Aden Shawnson...The Flirtatious

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Who taught the guy how to ride...I'm mean seriously, he's not even technically riding


he's with da other freaks and he's looking adoringly up at my castle. No, not my father's, mine!


Oh no! It's a guy with a sword! I can't do it...I can't watch myself kill him! NOOOOOO!!!

Pathetic, Aden.


Apparently, he finds something painfully funny. Wait, I know what it is; he had diarea in his trousers.


Sorry Aden, but no matter what you do, no matter where you go or what you try, I will always be sexier than you.
On second thought, I really did not need to see that picture...it is disturbing. We don't need my girlfriend thinking you're hot now, do we?


Please tell me you're not wearing that to your wedding (which I am intending to crash)


Yes, he goes to strip clubs. Didn't know that Thorn? Well, now you know.


Lookie, he's talking to someone...who looks like his dad. Let's sit back for a moment and imagine what they're talking about.

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............................oh, I see, father and son are discussing the birds and the bees and why Thorn got so fat around her middle (I don't think Aden knows what he did...shhhhh!)


Yeah, you wish, peasant


...trying to ride again, are we? Such a loser...


Who put him in charge? That's my job! Oh, right, I was sulking in the background that day...no, I wasn't sulking, I was protesting his promotion!

And now, a series of icons that tell

l. i. e. s.

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1. my eyes are prettier! I've got gorgeous emerald green and what have you got? Oh, same color....never mind, well, um, mine match my kilt.
2. This is what happens when you don't know to ride, buddy
3. That's right, bow to me...
4. Uh, no
5. Anything but...
6. Since when?
7. No!!! The crown is minnnnnnneeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!
8. Good
9. Noooooo!!! Take it off, take it off....it's miiiiiiinnnnnneeee!!!!!! *throws tantrum*


Oh I see how it is, working for Disney, are we? Traitor.

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Finally, Aden hath found a horse he can ride...and it's a bouncy horse.


"Life's no fun if you can't show off."
Yeah, and your life is gonna end when Thorn see's you "showing off"

[Peregrine Alexander]

Yeah, er, you see I'm in this play called "Sherlock Homes Goes Emo"