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Post by Peregrine Alexander on Jun 4, 2009 1:39:23 GMT -8
Starring
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Dymondia Clara Hawk
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Onyx Caleb Hawk
She was gonna be an actress
she was gonna be a star
she was gonna shake her ass
on the hood of white snake’s car
her yellow SUV is now the enemy
looks at her average life
and nothing has been all right since
Right now, Dymondia Hawk is the wife of the affluent noble, Onyx Hawk. She has two talented daughters (okay, they're not sons, but still) and she's given special privileges for a woman. why isn't she happy?
bruce springsteen, madonna
way before nirvana
there was U2 and blondie
and music still on MTV
her two kids in high school
they tell her that she’s uncool
cause she's still preoccupied
with 19, 19, 1985
Because twenty years ago, she was the hottest stuff in the castle. She was all set up to be queen. All the knights were begging to joust for her, to do good deeds in her name. She thought she was a modern version of Helen of Troy. Then, she had kids, and her popularity with the men instantly changed.
She's had just about enough now and is getting to her boiling point. But just what is her plan to get her popularity back at thirty-five? And how will her husband react?
she hates time make it stop
when did motley crue become classic rock?
and when did ozzy become an actor?
please make this stop
stop!
song credit: bowling for soup
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