``i'll make a man out of you

[Peregrine Alexander]

Starring

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Caradoc _________ ________

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Sagramore _________ _______

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Bors ________ __________

let's get down to business
to defeat the huns
did they send me daughters
when I asked for sons?
you're the saddest bunch
i ever met
but you can bet
before we're through
mister, I'll make a man
out of you

What happens when a faerie decides to make a "project" out of two squires who clearly are not impressed with his show of skills? No one knows for certain, but it promises to be amusing.

you must be swift as the coursing river
with all the force of a great typhoon
with all the strength of a raging fire
mysterious as the dark side of the moon
time is racing toward us
till the huns arrive
heed my every order
and you might survive
you're unsuited for the rage of war
so pack up, go home you're through
how could i make a man
out of you?

Sagramore and Bors have been best friends for ages, but they have not gotten to know Caradoc very well. Now, just as he has finally received his knighthood, Caradoc is already bent on passing on what knowledge he has. His victims? The two young teenagers, Sagramore and Bors, who were getting on as boys perfectly well without the man

tranquil as a forest
but on fire within
once you find your center you are sure to win
you're a spineless, pale pathetic lot
and you haven't got a clue
somehow i'll make a man
out of you

song credit: disney