She Named Her Hamster After Me {PLOT WITH SIMON}

[Simon Black]

Right now, I have great Simon muse and I think he needs more attention. I'm up for virtually anything, but here are some ideas to get people started:

• "for some reason, we had to be naked" Simon is a great healer, using both magic and medieval medical practices, such that they are, to heal his patients. He's very professional, good at what he does and had to take his Hippocrites' (or whatever it's called) naked standing on the platform of a statue of Aurelius. Telling the story to pretty girls is about the extent of his flirting skills.
  
• "forget your toothpaste?" As some of us already know, Simon isn't the best at defending himself. Although, despite not being very physically strong, he can throw one hell of a punch. Other than that, he needs someone to beat him up, regularly, know his secrets, stalk him and generally make his life hell.
  
• "you're pretty...pretty" He needs to get drunk and I'm up for getting him completely wasted, mildly tipsy or plastered enough to admit his feelings to Kaylee or some other girl. And we need to discuss hamsters...yes, hamsters.
  
• "thou shalt not suffer a witch to live" Okay, so I still have to run this by Yules, (which is what I'm doing right now) but if you haven't figured out by now that he and River Black are siblings, you need to familiarize yourself with the site better, XD. I'm thinking our favorite assassin and her brother should be chased by a series of witch-hunters (preferably from Britain) or something.
  

Anyway, fee free to propose other plots as well.

[Monotah Phannings]

Hey, I'd totally help out, once I... *cough* get accepted. But I'll help. ^^ *shakes his hand* Monotah Phannings at your service!