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Post by Peregrine Alexander on Aug 13, 2007 9:02:08 GMT -8
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Post by rani on Aug 13, 2007 17:30:56 GMT -8
1) "Ummm.... okay. What do I do now?"
2) "No... no... dont. Please dont.... Dont pull the leaver... I cant swim! NOOOOOOOO"
3) "You cruel heartless b*tch. You will pay for shoving me in the loo!"
4) *owner looks for cat* "Where are you?" *finds cat in toilet.* "What are you doing in there?"
*cat looks at owner* "Hiding from you".
5) *cats stands on edge of loo* "Good bye cruel world!" *jumps in but doesn't go anywhere* "Aww... Stuff this".
6) *cats flushes fish down toilet* "Goodbye fishy". *turns to leaves buts slips and falls in screaming like a girl*
7) *cats glares* "Great now my furs all wet. Happy now?"
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Post by voguegurl on Aug 14, 2007 6:28:15 GMT -8
1.*little boys voice*"Told you I could do it!"
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Post by myinsanemind on Aug 15, 2007 18:07:22 GMT -8
"Hmm...now I can bite that guy in the butt for not civing me my tuna..." Cat grins.
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Post by itachi on Aug 15, 2007 18:30:15 GMT -8
"Mmm...The smell of toliet bowl cleaner. -sighs happily-"
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Post by zeferintrazish on Aug 16, 2007 12:35:58 GMT -8
"If you think it's weird for a cat to be in the tolet, then you don't want to know how I got here."
"I told you I sleep in a crap-hole!"
"(a little kid) Well the dead fish went down this way, why isn't the cat going down?
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Post by mizukey on Aug 18, 2007 9:48:55 GMT -8
"Those humans that torcher me so with all there huggling abd such will never find me in here, it's the purrrfect fiding place, and I can finally have my nap"
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Post by Peregrine Alexander on Aug 18, 2007 9:56:29 GMT -8
*owner walks up*
Cat: "Don't ask."
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Post by Deimos Tokarev on Aug 18, 2007 18:39:57 GMT -8
1. *human sits on the toliet* if there is a god.....please get constipated *human c.raps on cat* 'Oh thats it, im so ripping those velvet drapes!
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Post by myinsanemind on Aug 27, 2007 19:05:52 GMT -8
Announcer of Commercial: New Cat shaped Toliet Brush! It even Meows and scratches!!!
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Post by khalida on Sept 2, 2007 22:41:43 GMT -8
*cat looks at owner* I'll clean the loo for you if you give me some salmon *climbs in and smiles* See! I'm cleaning it!
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Post by voguegurl on Sept 4, 2007 11:05:43 GMT -8
*wakes up in the toilet*How the hell did I get here?
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Post by inferi on Sept 5, 2007 9:47:18 GMT -8
''I always wondered why they call me a pain in the ass...''
''*young kid owner strugles with cat* I've done it Mummy...finally! He's toliet trained!''
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